Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Rae Pembroke Loves...the Lock, Pop and Drop (and I don't mean the dance)

Ladies, Ladies, Ladies!
Are you ready for another installment of Sex Positions for the Brave 101. This position was submitted by a very good friend who is still stuttering from the thought of this move.

She innocently, atop her Bronco of a Boo saw that he had something else, a little different in mind. I would like to call it the Lock, Pop, and Drop...not to be confused with the dance Pop, Lock and Drop it.
Below are the steps...pass them on to your Boo, if you feel like he can handled it (make sure he stretches first)
1. Straddle your man face to face in the traditional cowgirl position
2. Hold on, its about to be a bumpy ride...At this point it may be best to use his chest, arms, or hope for leverage. This is the LOCK portion of the exercise.
3. Your man should start a serious of pumps...as if reving up his pelvis.
4. YOU! STAY! STILL! Remember LOCK!
5. As your man builds inertia, he begins to move towards the foot of the bed, but continuing to pump.
6. As he pumps, you being to automatically POP up in the air!
7. Now, his penis and pelvis have become the moon bounce your vagina has been waiting in line all year to get on.
8. He continues the pump, scoot, move, Lock, Pop, move until he reaches the end of the bed.
9. At this point you are confused, and entertained and wondering what's next...funnel cake?
10. Lastly, he DROPS his legs off the bed and lets you off the ride safely...exit stage left.

I again, have included a pictorial for further explanation. Please click on the picture to see it in its entirety:-) ENJOY!

2 comments:

  1. Rae, you are crazy right? But for real, I've tried that move and it is off the hook,track, chain, beam, all of that. I'm a little confused by the diagram though. Is that someone standing in the background?

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  2. Rae,

    I LOVE THIS!!!! My cowboy and I have experimented with this several times...minus the drop. Ooh girl we had a bad experience with a drop once so we steer clear of droping. This is one of the greatest. I like the popping up in the air. Everytime you land on the joystick is pure XXX-tacy. :-)

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