Here are step by step instructions:
1. Have a glass of wine, shot of patrone, line of coke (just kidding)...whatever you need to make you feel sexy.
2. Mount your man, as if he is a horse waiting to be tamed.
3. Do the "Lynn Spin" once you are on top of him so that you will be facing backwards.
4. While he is laying down and stunned that you are turning into a porn star..place your left leg under his left leg.
5. Straddle his right leg, placing the Joystick (and I do mean joy, lol) where you feel it should go.
6. Go to Happy town!
6. Go to Happy town!
I have included a diagram below....I'm no Michaelangelo, but you get the point...
Um, so yeah, totally love this one!
ReplyDeleteWhy would your BF kill u for this?
ReplyDeleteU R crazy but creative as heck. I'll hv 2 try this but I'm a lil confused about what 2 do w/ my arms & legs. If I counted correctly, there are 6 legs n the pic. Was this a 3-sum? Is that why BF is going to kill U?
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